Reacting to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when it’s held in a certain way, Apple today announced a remedy to a problem that has plagued the company’s trust rank over recent weeks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the iHand. Like any Apple product, the iHand is a product that redefines the way we use or in this case, hold our phones. The Swine flu proof synthetic product makes it easy for anyone to get a firm ‘grip’ on their iPhones without having to worry about signal loss when calling 911.
, iHand is precision-carved from a single piece of European beechwood.
The iHand comes with adjustable fingers to allow you to raise and calibrate its grip or elevation to your ear. It doesn’t even require a manual.The iHand will be available throughout stores for only $69.
Source: Scoopertino
David is a satirical writer whose work appears on a range of popular technology platforms around the world. Not to mention he is a gaming addict.
They Fixed It and Used 0 Duct-Tape… Simply Amazing
Apple haterrr!!!
ZOMG! this will revolutionize and already revolutionized phone industry! its hella awesome and steve jobs is god for dreaming this up! the mans genius is only surpassed by the size of his applicious penis! bow down to jobs! bow down you windows heathens and rejoice in the light that is our new god! *tux the penguin walks in with a submachine gun and mows down jobs and hoard of apple fanboys and fangirls rambo style*
iHand Asian is the wrong color. First white people say we’re yellow and now you guys are saying we’re…. brown?
Actually we’re white in skin-colour.
Haha…this is awesome…apple should be renamed to rotten apple
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL RFOL
Awesome. Do you take Paypal?
Shucks, it doesn’t look like there’s a left-hand model
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any faggot that holds their phone like that is a toolbag
Apple would charge $199.00 for it though. After all its beautiful and magical. AKA the hand of Go uh Jobs.
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Ballsack, YUMMY!
That’s not really that funny. Probably why it’s the first time I’m first.
I’m definitely buying one of those
FAG
WHAT!! No left hand options?
I halfway take that back, ‘iHand Kermit’ made me smirk.
lol wow. so if you like being led around like a donkey while jobs sits on u and holds a stick with a carrot in front of you to be in his walled off garden. now you have to physicaly do what he says. sad thing is people are ok with this and will fall in line. whats next jobs…tell me what music i can and cant have?
Brilliant
hahahahahaaaahaaaaHAAA… h…hh.hhhh…HAhAHaaHahahaAHhaahahahHAAAAAAA!
heh.
funny thing is, if you look, every video apple has produced about the product features people holding/using the iphone4 ‘incorrectly’.
I advise you to remove any and all references to any implication that Apple failed at something, lest you be sued.
Awesome.
However, would it also work for self-gratification, and is this considered cheating?
Most iPhones have no reception problem at all. Bloggers have simply nothing to write about. Go and do some real journalism please.
You can even use it to scratch yourself, too! lol
Cool. Not only did you steal this from Scoopertino, but you deleted my comment pointing that out. Can you say “blatant criminal activity”?
Now I can finally order an iPhone with confidence that my skin won’t cause problems.
So can the iHand be used to grip other things
It wouldn’t be surprising if Apple actually came up with this sort of contraption. I found another satirical on iphone based issues at Monsters Exposed, its hilarious.
It couldn’t get any better
LMFAO!
Awesome!
i’ve tried on 2 iphones and I still can’t get the signal to drop. what’s all the hype about? where exactly is it I have to press to “block” signal. I’m in NYC, maybe that makes a difference.
Wow! Looks great. I think I’ll wait for the 2nd generation iHand. Who knows what handicaps this shipped with.
HORRIBLE JOKE
Lame joke. It’s been done to death already.
Hahaha I love the different colored hands.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen… I’ll be picking up a Kermit one!
lawl
I want an ihand in KERMIT!
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Brilliant! The varieties for all ethnicities, including Kermit, are a nice touch.
Its not shiny enough for me to buy it.
The iHand will undoubtably have a new model with all the features we expected in this one in 6 months…
1st and lol
I see apple going out of business REAL soon.
where can i buy them? i try the site is not there anymore.
please help, Thanks!
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Go they have an i left hand? I noticed in all of the pics, the phone was only shown being used in a right hand!
muhahaha…
Android RULES!
lolz it’s just plain funny and will do Apple more PR.
lol apple sucks… everyone who loves apple are just an boy twats… i mean seriously iface or w.e it’s called is like one of the most used apps on the iphone and everyone is going on about how amazing it is… my old nokias use to have that except you could use it ANYWHERE and not just over wifi… fucking apple loving retards