Just because something is technically possible doesn’t mean you necessarily have to go ahead and create it,because it might not look good as an end product and give you nothing in return but embarrassment. Some products that are just a disgrace to the modern technology are mentioned here. Seriously we would like to shoot their designers and manufacturers.
10. The BBQ Donut
Have you ever imagined to be on a silly raft in the middle of a lake and you BBQ there with an umbrella on top?
Well most of us are not gifted with such useless imaginative powers. But someone not only imagined it but also felt so compelled with his revolutionary idea that he went on to found a company and built the BBQ donut.
The BBQ donut has little leg space so you cant feel comfortable in it and just in case a hot meat piece fell on your lap then there would be no other option to jump off the donut.
9. The iPod/iPhone Headphones
No one is happy with the crappy headphones shipped with iPod and iPhones. It is just the worst mistake Apple made and is continuing to make it. These headphones have very poor sound quality and after little use, a chirpy chipping sound is produced when playing bass. It just seems that these headphones are cursed.
Most of the people have thrown these headphones away and use custom headphones with their iPod and iPhones.
8. Windows Millennium Edition
Windows Millennium Edition or commonly known as “Windows Mistake Edition” was the worst product ever launched by Microsoft. It was full of bugs and crashed very often. Just after the release of Windows ME, PC World article reviewed it and wrote
“users reported problems installing it, getting it to run, getting it to work with other hardware or software, and getting it to stop running.”
7. Egg Digital Photo Frame
Having a size of an egg, this frame has 1.5 inch LCD and 8 Mb of memory to store your photos. Don’t dare calling it cute, its just lame. Who would want to see image on a tiny screen in an egg?
In case you want it (which might not be the case), go to 7gadgets.com
6. Wii Fishing set
Many gadgets have been made to enhance gaming experience of Nintendo Wii. Some of them are useful while some are very lame. This particular gadget hits a new low !
Who would like to stand an hour holding Wii Fishing rod waiting for imaginary fish to be caught? Piss off…
5. Carbon Fiber Velocipede
No ! Its not a banana colored Dildo !
Its a “Human Powered Vehicle”. While the world is busy inventing solar and electric powered vehicles, someone had an idea to add an extra wheel to a cycle i.e. making it three wheeled, making a carbon fiber body around it and calling it a Human Powered vehicle. Its lame to pedal a three wheeled velocipede to work or somewhere else.
About the safety, this vehicle will ensure that you are dead in case you are hit by a car or a truck.
4. Apple TV
Apple TV is a dumb mistake that will always be remembered in Apple’s history. TiVo, NetFlix, Vudu, Youtube, and PS3 video download features all beat the shit out of Apple TV.
3. “Cell Mate” Hands Free Cellphone Holder
I don’t really need to say anything after you see the picture and the title above.Well,actually i do…what you see above is a failed attempt to make life easier for cell phone users by creating a hands free cell phone holder that actually looks like someone glued the cell phone to your ear.It only does one thing and that is “Make you look ridiculous”.There is nothing good about it,not even the title “Cell Mate” which totally reminds me of all the prison movies i have watched.
2. Pizza Scissors
This is probably the worst kitchen gadget ever in the history of mankind.I mean seriously, do we really need a pair of scissors to cut pizza ? is it that difficult to cut pizza? This creepy gadget combines scissors with a wedge shaped spatula to for the purpose of “lifting your hard to cut pizza “.If you ever need this gadget to cut your pizza then something is really wrong with your pizza or your head or both.
1. Shower Radio
The Shower Radio stands out in our top ten list of worst gadgets ever and that is not something to be proud of for its inventors or maybe it is,but that is not the point here.This waterproof,wireless radio was plagued by tuning issues and the fact that you need to keep the volume loud enough to overcome the cascading water.It is neither beautiful nor handy and was probably tailor made to be called the worst gadget ever.A poll on Telegraph[UK] regarding “The Worst gadget of All Time “also agrees.
Lolz…..!!!!
I am saving my piss for these….
The pizza scissors could be good for pizza or quiche and the BBQ donut looks comfy and I'm a sun lover water baby.This works for me.
Hey You have pointed out the right things, many worst gadgets are still coming up.
I have also thrown my headphones which I have received with my i pod & now I am using a custom head phone.
I don't know why the apple people are not changing the headphones.
Thanks for your information on the worst gadgets it would help me in purchasing new gadgets.
Thanks
Deepak
awesome stuff
The pizza scissors are a good idea. I'd buy a pair of 'em
Hi,
You're opinionated and wrong.
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The BBQ Donut:
That's ugly, but how do you know that it has little leg space? Have you ever been in one? No, I didn't think so. So don't make assumptions when you don't have proof.
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iPod/iPhone Headphones:
I agree with you, they have terrible quality… but really?
“Most of the people have thrown these headphones away and use custom headphones with their iPod and iPhones.”
I doubt you have proof.
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Windows Millenium Edition:
“…was the worst product ever launched by Microsoft.”
OPINION.
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Egg Digital Photo Frame:
“Don’t dare calling it cute, its just lame. Who would want to see image on a tiny screen in an egg?”
Okay, you seem to be using the word “lame” a lot. That's insulting. I don't personally like the Egg Digital Photo Frame, but some people might.
P.S. Nice grammar… not.
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Wii Fishing Set:
“Some of them are useful while some are very lame. This particular gadget hits a new low ! Who would like to stand an hour holding Wii Fishing rod waiting for imaginary fish to be caught? Piss off…”
There's that word again…
Also, while you're at it, that's like saying “what's the point of playing video games?” BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING.
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Carbon Fiber Velocipede:
“No ! Its not a banana colored Dildo !”
Yeah, I can tell by the image and title you gave it, jackass.
“Its a “Human Powered Vehicle”. While the world is busy inventing solar and electric powered vehicles, someone had an idea to add an extra wheel to a cycle i.e. making it three wheeled…”
I think you mean “the cycle”. And it wouldn't be an extra wheel… there haven't been any solar/electric powered vehicles aside from scooters.
“…making a carbon fiber body around it and calling it a Human Powered vehicle. Its lame to pedal a three wheeled velocipede to work or somewhere else.”
-Velocipede is not a word, stop using it like it is.
-How is it lame? It's environmental and healthy.
“About the safety, this vehicle will ensure that you are dead in case you are hit by a car or a truck.”
…and I'm sure you don't have any proof.
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Apple TV:
“Apple TV is a dumb mistake that will always be remembered in Apple’s history. TiVo, NetFlix, Vudu, Youtube, and PS3 video download features all beat the shit out of Apple TV.”
-”dumb” That's your opinion…
-That's called COMPETITION.
-How and why would other video streaming companies “beat the shit out of Apple TV.” It's just another competitor. Without competition, everything would be the same, which is communism.
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“Cell Mate” Hands Free Cellphone Holder
“This is probably the worst kitchen gadget ever in the history of mankind.”
Your fucking opinion.
“I mean seriously, do we really need a pair of scissors to cut pizza ? is it that difficult to cut pizza?”
Yeah… people are weak. Get over it. It's convenient, not “lame”.
“This creepy gadget combines scissors with a wedge shaped spatula to for the purpose of “lifting your hard to cut pizza “.”
HOW THE HELL IS IT CREEPY, IT'S SCISSORS WITH A SPATULA ON IT. And no one called it “your hard to cut pizza”.
“If you ever need this gadget to cut your pizza then something is really wrong with your pizza or your head or both.”
…or you're a senior citizen and you don't have enough strength to cut it because the cancer you have has taken what's left of your strength and you can't cut a fucking pizza. Or you're just lazy.
“IT'S CONVENIENT.” QFE.
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Shower Radio:
“The Shower Radio stands out in our top ten list of worst gadgets ever and that is not something to be proud of for its inventors or maybe it is,but that is not the point here.”
That sentence makes no sense at all.
“This waterproof,wireless radio was plagued by tuning issues…”
Finally, a valid point. Do you have proof…?
“…and the fact that you need to keep the volume loud enough to overcome the cascading water.”
I don't understand why that's bad. You still get music while you shower. If you mean that it's loud enough for your roommate to listen to your embarrassing music, then DON'T USE IT.
“It is neither beautiful nor handy…”
Seems pretty handy to me.
“…and was probably tailor made to be called the worst gadget ever.A poll on Telegraph[UK] regarding “The Worst gadget of All Time “also agrees.”
Congratulations. Telegraph[UK] agrees with you. Want a medal?
Your opinions have no proof, just your thoughts about pictures that you found on the internet.
Next time you make such a huge statement about “gadgets you would like to piss on seriously”, do some research. And proofread, please.
Smart phones are getting so cool these days. iPhones are the way to go. Great article…! You have a new fan… ME. I’ll be back soon to read some more.
I agree. Especially on the point about grammar.
Some of those are actually quite cool.
As for Windows ME… an operating system is NOT a gadget.
Overall the article was badly written.
those pizza scissors are awesome. i would buy those for sure.
Yeah, pretty lame, all this.
This article, I mean.
Don’t quit your job turning burgers.